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sol+ether wallet intelligence · d-grade

FlashPoo

💩 ⚡⚡ POO POO FLASH FLASH ⚡⚡ 💩

OFFER · OFFER

Know what smart money buys.
- Before the exit liquidity buys.

we scan Every Wallet ever on blockchain. we know which ones print and which ones cope. when the printers buy — your phone buzzes. one telegram. only signals. no influencers. no charts. only poo.

WHALE WAKES UP

silent wallet suddenly moves (d-cluster linked, ur ngmi)

FRESH WALLET

new address, funded by a winner (not you)

GROUP BUY

multiple wallets ape same token

every wallet.

ever.

we indexed the entire chain since genesis. yes all. no
      every swap. every wallet. every PnL. billions of wallets scored. trillions of transactions parsed. sextillions must die so few can thrive.

since genesis

full chain

billions

wallets scored

trillions

transactions parsed

d-day countdown — price rising every second

days

hrs

min

sec

0 SOL 0.00000 now 100 SOL

deadline: june 6, 2026 — d-day

open

reserve spot

1.00000 SOL

started at 1 · ends at 5

50.000% off monthly

»get in line before the crowd

»counts toward any future plan

»priority entry on launch day

»cheapest ticket that exists rn

live

lifetime OG

0.00000 SOL

hits 100 on d-day. no mercy.

»only a few spots. once gone, gone.

»one payment. access forever.

»every signal. every update. every feature.

»reservation credits applied automatically

after launch

monthly

10 SOL/mo

reserve now → 5.00000 SOL/mo instead (lifetime)

unlocks when flashpoo goes live. not yet ser.

»instant alerts. no throttle.

»all three signal types included

»strictly limited subscriptions

»pay on-chain. verified automatically.

how reservation works

⚡

how lifetime OG works

less SOL sent = more % off monthly. yes it's backwards. that's the point.

pay once. close the tab. never think about billing again.

ur spot locks ur discount in. the clock can't take it back after.

monthly payments stack. enough of them and lifetime flips. automatic.

but the discount itself decays every second the timer bleeds.

every signal. every chain we add. every upgrade we ever ship. urs.

early + less SOL = lowest monthly rate possible. do the math ser.

ur name on a list that doesn't expire. neither does ur access.

"wallets dont lie. the chain remembers."

built by degens for degens · flashpoo 💩⚡ · d-day june 6